C1: [insert random argument with C2 here]+ if they really are married and C3 doesn't know.
C2: [insert random argument with C1 here]
C3: You know... with the way you guys fight, people'd think you were married.
C1 & C2: ..............
++ If no one knows
+++ If C1 and C2 don't know they're married.
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