- Your narrator is a 10-year-old boy.
+ if the characters have to stop what they're doing and explain things to him.
++ if some of the characters are constantly trying to censor the others to preserve his innocence.
+++ if he makes something completely illogical happen (random explosion, sudden invasion of dinosaurs) because he's getting bored.
+++ + if he interrupts a romantic moment with "Ewww!! Girls have cooties!!!"
+++ ++ if he has the English abilities of an average 10-year-old, so he makes lots of grammar mistakes, and uses child slang to describe your characters (the villain is a big meany butthead!)
+++ +++ if he threatens to tell your villain's mom
+++ +++ + if he actually does tell your villain's mom, and she comes out and gives him a spanking
+++ +++ ++ if one of your characters is on a mission to improve his English and will stop the plot to correct something he says
+++ +++ +++ if he gets sick of being corrected and has this character die a completely illogical and disgusting death (drowning in snot comes to mind)
+++ +++ +++ + if this character was essential to the plot and he has to introduce a lot of random elements to make it work ("well, pretend you all have pet unicorns that can fly through walls...")
COOKIES - if your novel ends abruptly because it's his bedtime/he gets a time out/he has to do chores
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